An elephant named Viola escaped from the Jordan World Circus in Butte, MO after being spooked by a car while getting a bath and bolting, making it several blocks downtown before being corralled and returned. What do you think?
“I’m sure it’s relieved to be back home with its enslavers.”
Lukas Vicenik, Wealth Hoarder
“That elephant knew the risks when it was forced into captivity against its will.”
Edgar Pulido, Pencil Salesman
“If she was properly trained, she would’ve fled on the unicycle.”
Valerie Cordero, Cache Filler
