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Chimp Genome Mapped

Scientists have mapped the complete chimp genome and are comparing it to the human genome to see what sets the two species apart. What do you think?

Hans Krauth • Accountant

“Finally, we might begin to get some answers to… to… you know, all our most pressing chimp questions.”

Hans Krauth • Accountant

Patricia Holbrook • Waitress

“Can I use this information to make my arms longer but not hairier?”

Patricia Holbrook • Waitress

Sebastian Soriano • Aircraft Mechanic

“This is secular humanism at its worst. What about mapping

Sebastian Soriano • Aircraft Mechanic