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Children Suffering Burns From Homemade ‘Slime’

With the rising trend of making “slime” at home out of household products, several children have sustained third-degree burns from direct contact with borax, a cleaning agent used in many slime recipes to achieve a gummy texture. What do you think?

Maria Saunders • Systems Analyst

“Yeah, that’s the whole point of slime.”

Maria Saunders • Systems Analyst

Cash Moriarty • Mongoose Herder

“What parent in their right mind would foster their child’s interest in the sciences?”

Cash Moriarty • Mongoose Herder

Leon Townsend • Unemployed

“At least Americans are producing again.”

Leon Townsend • Unemployed