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Cheney's Lesbian Daughter Pregnant

Vice President Dick Cheney’s lesbian daughter Mary is pregnant. What do you think?

Marvin Sayles • Systems Analyst

“I bet it’s a pretty big relief for Cheney to find out his daughter’s lesbian phase is finally over.”

Marvin Sayles • Systems Analyst

Frieda Smith • Personal Trainer

“God, I hope the father is black.”

Frieda Smith • Personal Trainer

Roger Warrens • Framer

“It’s deplorable that a celebrity couple like this would deliberately bring into the world a child that Christians can’t love.”

Roger Warrens • Framer