Cheney Nearly Bombed

At least nine people have died in a suicide bombing at a U.S. base in Afghanistan during Vice President Dick Cheney’s stay. What do you think?


“This was an utterly pointless assassination attempt. Everybody knows the only thing that can kill Cheney is another Cheney.”

Karl Fetterman • Sewage Treatment Worker

“That day was supposed to be a celebration. Couldn’t the bomber have at least swallowed a couple of streamers?”

Larry Thomas • Cell-Phone Salesperson

“That’s all? I expect at least nine people to die when Cheney walks into an Applebee’s.”

Yvonne DeRogatis • Sandwich Maker