Several high-profile stars have recently been victims of sexually explicit deepfakes, which have caused a fierce backlash among fans. The Onion asked celebrities how they felt about lewd, AI-generated images, and this is what they said.
Angelina Jolie
“Haven’t I given you horny fucks enough to masturbate to over the years?”
Taylor Swift
“Guess I’m just numb to my privacy being violated in every conceivable way.”
Scarlett Johansson
“If you want to see me nude, you should have to memorize the timestamp and fast-forward, just like everybody else.”
Tucker Carlson
“Let me just say that any footage of myself and a chicken that may emerge is going to be a deepfake, no matter what the forensics experts unanimously say.”
Johnny Depp
“I don’t like the invasion of privacy aspect, but I do like that it mostly hurts women.”
Margot Robbie
“The baffling thing is that anyone can have sex with me just by emailing me through the form on my website.”
Leonardo DiCaprio
“I don’t really see the issue as long as I can still get hard to it.”
Pierce Brosnan
“I don’t remember having sex with any of the people on these clips. But I don’t doubt that I did.”
Gene Hackman
“You mean to tell me none of that Simpsons porno is real?”
George Clooney
“One step closer to a society where nobody ever has to take their clothes off.”
Gordon Ramsay
“Not enough salt.”
Wes Anderson
“I’m disappointed by the obvious lack of artistic ambition.”
Samuel L. Jackson
“Any porn with me in it is a deepfake. My dick is too big to be shown on any screen smaller than an IMAX.”
Martin Scorsese
“I have so much footage of Harvey Keitel’s penis, I’ll never need AI.”
Tom Hanks
“It’s no matter, as the guilty party is already long dead.”
Armie Hammer
“Yes, deepfakes, that’s what it was! Can I have my career back now?”
Matt Damon
“Shut up, I’m about to cum.”
