A digitally manipulated family photo, intending to show off the healthiness of the Princes of Wales after a recent abdominal surgery, caused an uproar, speculation, and conspiracy theories. The Onion asked celebrities to give photoshop advice to Kate Middleton, and this is what they said.
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Kim Kardashian
“You can get a 60% Adobe discount if you’re a student. That’s mostly the reason I went to law school.”
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Joni Mitchell
“I’ve found that developing a once-in-a-generation talent at melody and lyricism has helped a few people not think about my appearance at all and instead just see me as a talented human being. So I’d recommend she try that.”
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Jennifer Lopez
“I’d recommend taking the focus off this mistake by releasing a trailer for an absolutely insane vanity project that makes you look like a narcissism-driven lunatic who has lost all contact with reality.”
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Tyra Banks
“Make sure your computer screen is well moisturized.”
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Sydney Sweeney
“Yikes. I’d just recommend being 26 years old and at the absolutely peak of physical beauty, and then you don’t ever have to think about gaffes like this.”
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Ben Affleck
“The iPhone comes with a camera app. Hope that helps.”
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Robert Downey Jr.
“ALT/OPT + SHIFT + right click and hold is your friend!”
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Selena Gomez
“I don’t think they have Photoshop over there.”
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Emma Watson
“She should stand in one of those cut-outs where you put your head in a hole and it looks like you’re a carnival strongman! Those always fool me.”
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Adam Levine
“They can airbrush tattoos on if you’re too scared to get one but already told your buddies you did.”
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Prince Harry
“Snapchat has some pretty realistic-looking dog ear filters.”
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Martin Scorsese
“If she’s interested in looking like a 24-year-old Irish truck driver, I have some groundbreaking anti-aging technology that doesn’t quite do the trick.”
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Anne Hathaway
“Eyes big. Make the eyes big. Big eyes. As big as eyes can be. And if you think the eyes are too big? Make them bigger. Big eyes.”
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Xqolwpf Fwpqolxiv IV
“On the planet Z-15-Delta, 55 lightyears from your own, I am very much like the Kate Middleton of the Vfxzilp dynasty, leaders of a race of plasma-based sentient life forms. Thankfully, we all have hands that look almost identical to wooden armrests, and so a Photoshop mistake like hers would not be particularly egregious.”
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Barack Obama
“MakeoverPixTime is not a legitimate website. Do not give them your credit card info.”
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Buzz Aldrin
“Those guys at NASA are pretty good at faking stuff.”
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Ariana Grande
“It’s way easier if you use a computer.”
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Kim Kardashian
“Edit out the kids. You’re the star of the show.”