Elon Musk
“I like the independence of investing in something that I can control the value of with one tweet.”
Bill Gates
“At this point, I’ll do anything that takes attention away from the whole Jeffrey Epstein thing.”
Tom Hanks
“Look, I’m allowed to do one utterly stupid thing in my life.”
Nancy Pelosi
“If you just left the closed-door briefing I did, you’d invest too.”
Drake
“Seemed like a great way for me to meet 15-year-olds.”
Reese Witherspoon
“Growing up as a small town girl in the South, we had a little saying: In the near future, everyone will have a parallel digital identity.’”
Serena Williams
“I was starting to worry I was too likable.”
Guillermo del Toro
“In the end, crypto really is the purest distillation of the human spirit. To laugh, to cry, to look at a computer…it’s a beautiful thing, a heartbreaking thing.”
Val Kilmer
“I like to keep my money where I can see it: floating around on the internet somewhere.”
Kanye West
“Could you even imagine me not getting involved in this shit?”
Rob Gronkowski
“My financial advisor is 19 years old and terrifying.”
Clint Eastwood
Hrrrrmmm. Grrrrrrrr. Argghhhhh.”
Nicole Kidman
“I’ll be honest, I have absolutely no idea what happens to most of my money. My accountant just makes sure I have enough for a fresh silk kimono every morning, and what happens to the rest is a mystery.”
Britney Spears
“What part of ‘I had no control over my finances’ do you not understand?”
Gwyneth Paltrow
“I know a lucrative scam when I see one!”
Sheriff Woody
“I think blockchain-secured decentralized currency is the future of money, and it’s time we cut out third-party intermediaries such as banks and allow individuals to control their assets as they alone see fit.”
Jacob Tremblay
“Crypto is an invaluable resource useful for cybercommerce; you see, men like myself have very specific appetites, appetites that can only be satisfied within the darkest corners of the internet.”
Jimmy Carter
“It is imperative that we understand that the blockchain will be around much longer than our democracy.”
Odell Beckham Jr.
“I wanted to get paid in Iranian rials, but my agent said he could do me one worse.”
Emma Watson
“This was the best financial decision I’ve made since I got caught laundering enough money to be included in the Panama Papers.”
Jay Leno
“I got bored of cars.”
Keira Knightley
“Because it’s all money, baby! Cha-ching!”
Tom Cruise
‘Crypto? No, sorry, the people who believe in that shit are crazy.”
Emeril Lagasse
“Bam!”
