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CBS Laser-Etches Eggs

CBS will be laser-etching 35 million eggs to be sold in stores to promote its fall lineup. What do you think?

Joe Varick • Marketing Executive

“Makes perfect sense. Eggs, CBS, and lasers. It’s what we in the marketing biz call ’synergy’.”

Joe Varick • Marketing Executive

Ron Toppper • Baker

“It’s still going to be hard to beat the 3,000,000 head of cattle NBC branded with their logo.”

Ron Toppper • Baker

Kelly Stanton • Cocktail Waitress

“So, not having my food shot with lasers is no longer a choice I get to make?”

Kelly Stanton • Cocktail Waitress