A study published in Science Translational Medicine found that an abundance of a protein called prostaglandin D2 was responsible for male-pattern baldness. What do you think?
“That’s great! Now that we’ve found what causes it, we can replicate it anywhere.”
James Vargo • Systems Analyst
“You see that balding piece of shit standing over there? That’s my husband. Go make his day and tell him about this crap.”
Stella LeDuc • Sandblaster
“I hope any treatments for the condition lie far in the future. All these legions of mental-patient-looking white guys with shaved heads have grown on me throughout the years.”
Chris Gaspar • Kiln Burner
