Analysis of federal data shows that a substantial number of the participants in the federal “Cash for Clunkers” program merely swapped an older truck for a newer one with slightly better gas mileage. What do you think?
“Wait, a lot of people did that? That’s probably why no one’s impressed by my new truck”
Franklin Spain • Dock Builder
“I’m sure things would have gone differently if you could tow four dirt bikes and a speedboat with a Nissan Altima.”
Clarissa Edge • Helix Coil Winder
“I thought about switching to a hybrid car, but then I heard those gruff baritone truck-commercial voice-overs in my head belittling and emasculating me.”
Gary Lambdin • Unemployed
