Pizza Box Picasso vs. TP Extender
Pizza Box Picasso
Craft time can now be green, too! Stop throwing away all that cardboard, from weekly pizza deliveries, compulsive shoe-buying habits, and late-night online purchases made in a haze of malaise and insomnia. The Pizza Box Picasso kit comes with everything you need to make gallery-wall-ready pieces out of your leftover crates: small-scale precision knife, oil-resistant markers, and magical grease wipes, for just $10.99. All the best art smells like cheese anyway.
TP Extender
Toilet-adjacent mishaps are on the rise. Just kidding. But they very well could be when it comes to the dangerous art of wiping. Imagine it: with one wrong twist of your shoulder as you’re doing the old reach-through, and you’ve landed yourself in the ER. Not anymore!
Introducing the TP Extender, a toilet paper utensil designed for an extra thorough cleaning. Just wedge a quilted square or two into the toilet paper applicator, then use the handle—with its roughly eight inches of extra reach—to thoroughly navigate those nether regions without the risk of injury.
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