Hula Chair vs. Garlic Trees
Hula Chair
Do you love sitting down, but hate the fact that your sedentary lifestyle has been linked to early mortality? Have we got the perch for you! The hula chair offers a vigorous workout, all from the comfort of your work wheelie. With an automated, aggressively rotating seat, the hula chair builds core and glute strength. Be warned: Activities such as typing, Zooming or having a simple conversation may prove difficult when the chair is in motion.
Garlic Trees
Garlic is the best aromatic of them all, but digging through the dirt to pick the bulbs is such a pain. Not anymore! Created by a team of biotechnologists, these genetically-modified seeds grow garlic in tree form. It tastes just like the allium sativum you keep in your kitchen, but has a smaller carbon footprint and is resistant to invasive pests. Just $17.99 for a packet of seeds.
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