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Bush Promises To Unite Nation For Real This Time

WASHINGTON, DC—A week after winning a narrow victory over Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry, President Bush promised to “unite the divided nation, but for real this time.” “Just as I pledged in 2000, I promise to bring the two halves of this nation together—only this time I’m really gonna do it,” Bush said Tuesday. “I’ll work hard to put an end to partisan politics. Seriously, though. This term, I will.” Bush then requested the support of all Americans for his agenda of cutting taxes and extending America’s presence in Iraq.