Boyfriend Not To Be Trusted With Netflix Queue

ANN ARBOR, MI—Area resident Megan Sands announced Tuesday that her boyfriend, medical student Nick Kanis, would no longer be permitted to make unsupervised decisions concerning her Netflix queue. “I just checked it this morning, and Nick had added Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo to the list of films we supposedly want to watch,” Sands, 25, said. “When I asked him about it, he said, ’Well, didn’t you see the first one?’ I don’t even know how to answer that question.” Barring a sudden password change or queue adjustment, Irish Jam, a 2006 comedy starring Eddie Griffin as an L.A. rapper who beguiles an entire village in Ireland, is slated to arrive in the couple’s mailbox on Thursday.