Botanists Making Great Strides In Stem Research

ST. LOUIS—Plant researchers continue to report impressive discoveries in stem research, the Botanical Society Of America announced in a position paper released Monday. “Using existing stem lines, we are closer than ever to finding cures for Dutch elm disease and soft rot,” said lead researcher Mary Leisgard. Pro-plantlife groups oppose the research, arguing that the stems represent potential life. “Every stem, whether it has taken root and sprouted leaves or not, is a miracle from God,” said botany activist Phyllis Bergher. “What these stems need is soil, moisture, and the chance to grow into full-fledged flora as God intended.”