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Bob Dylan Apologizes For Machine-Printed ‘Signatures’

Bob Dylan has apologized for an “error in judgment,” after it emerged that he used a machine to autograph special $599 copies of his new book that had been advertised as “hand signed.” What do you think?

Thad Suchanek, Figure Model

“But the best part was knowing an 81-year-old had to sign his name 5,000 times.”

Thad Suchanek, Figure Model

Randal Lazzeri, Scooter Mechanic

“I had my suspic

Randal Lazzeri, Scooter Mechanic

Renée Fischer, Jail Cell Designer

“So who signed my boobs at Barnes & Noble?”

Renée Fischer, Jail Cell Designer




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