Sports Bill Belichick: The Greatest Asterisk In NFL History Published: January 30, 2017 Bill Belichick’s Tears Eat Through PodiumBill Belichick Drops Off Recent Draft Picks In Middle Of Nowhere, Tells Them To Find Way BackBill Belichick Forgets About Loss By Relaxing In Bathtub Filled With Warm EntrailsBill Belichick Lauded For Volunteer Work At Local MorgueIn Stunning Change Of Character, Bill Belichick Adopts Half-Dozen Dogs From Humane SocietyBill Belichick Builds New Tight End From Mutilated Dog PartsBelichick To Tebow: ‘I’m Your Lord And Savior Now’Bill Belichick Places Rob Gronkowski In Patriots’ Injured Reserve CageBill Belichick Credits Victory To His GodEmotional Bill Belichick Wipes Away Tar Streaming From Eyes After Super BowlExhausted Bill Belichick Attempts To Wake Up By Splashing Some Blood On His FaceBill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan DieBill Belichick Keeping Warm On Sideline In Deer Carcass Advertising ‘Nothing Would Surprise Me At This Point,’ Says Man Who Will Be Shocked By 8 Separate News Items Today Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 53: Issue 4 Related Coverage Ohtani Cashes In 50-Home-Run Futures Bet Ticket Tom Brady Provides Detailed Analysis Of How Easy It Would Be For Him To Take Dak Prescott’s Job Bengals Coaching Staff Holding Breath After Joe Burrow Endures Rough High-Five