Biden’s Birthday, Dr. Scholl’s Views On Eugenics, And More: This Week In Breaking News November 26, 2023

Biden’s Lungs Fly Out Of Mouth In Attempt To Blow Out Birthday Candles

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Dr. Scholl’s Recalls All Products After Announcing Only Way To Fix Flat Feet Is With Eugenics

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The Onion’s Guide To Renewable Energy

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Initial Moan In Porn Video Sounds Eastern European

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Pros And Cons Of A 4-Day Workweek

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Genetics: Myth Vs. Fact

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Califia Introduces New Zero-Calorie H2O Milk Made From Blended Water

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Nation Demands To Know What’s Inside Big Silo

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Study: Most Honking Drivers Just Excited To See Shiny Cars

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Woefully Incompetent Space Agency Needs Public’s Help Naming Object

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