Berserk Hairdresser Cuts Bangs Without Permission

SYRACUSE, NY—An area hairdresser went berserk Sunday, cutting Syracuse University sophomore Stacie Medding’s bangs without her expressed permission. According to Medding, the unwanted bang-cutting not only makes her hair look “so completely ugly,” but it also represents a four-month setback in her quest to “grow them out.” “Stacie got so scalped,” said Vice President Al Gore, visiting the Syracuse University campus yesterday to survey the damage. “Oh my God, she is like bald.”