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Bernie Sanders Launches $16 Trillion Climate Plan

Democratic 2020 contender Bernie Sanders announced the most expansive climate plan among the field, spending $16 trillion to decarbonize the economy by 2050 and allegedly creating 20 million jobs, although the plan does not include technologies such as nuclear power or carbon sequestration. What do you think?

Ainsley Cantrell • Whistle Instructor

“How’s he going to pay for it? And don’t tell me to read the explanation of how he’s going to pay for it.”

Ainsley Cantrell • Whistle Instructor

Leo Mohammed • Hole Digger

“$16 trillion? From what disproportionate military budget are we gonna get that kind of money?”

Leo Mohammed • Hole Digger

Steven Valdez • Bench Technician

“Jesus, when I said we should do something about climate change, I meant maybe a little more recycling.”

Steven Valdez • Bench Technician




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