Bashful Terrorists Won't Take Credit For Attack

SANA’A, YEMEN—In a videotaped statement that aired on Al Jazeera Monday, al-Aziz, the terrorist group responsible for the bombing of a U.S. Navy refueling depot, was reluctant to take credit for the attack. “While we condemn America the Great Satan and wish them death and shame, I am afraid we cannot take credit for… Aw, who told you?” Hassan al-Fayed said. “This is about bringing death to the American Crusaders, not about us. Many martyrs worked to make this happen, and they deserve the real credit.” Al-Fayed did not issue any further threats, saying he did not want to call attention to a few little truck bombings.