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Balloons Trigger White House Lockdown

The White House was placed on lockdown yesterday after the Secret Service detected a security breach on the North Lawn, though it turned out to be balloons that had floated over the fence. What do you think?

Kyle Roe • Recommendation Expert

“If only all security breaches could be this festive.”

Kyle Roe • Recommendation Expert

Sonia James • Success Congratulator

“They took the right precautions. Those balloons could have popped at any moment and startled someone.”

Sonia James • Success Congratulator

Gordy Tyson • Species Tabulator

“Let this serve as a stark reminder that our nation’s party decor must always be properly tethered.”

Gordy Tyson • Species Tabulator