A recent survey indicated that bald eagles would soon be taken off the endangered-species list. What do you think?
“Damn it! Every time I memorize the endangered-species list, some bureaucrat changes it.”
James Threadman • Production Technician
“There goes any hope I had of my basement full of bald eagles appreciating in value.”
Paul Abramowicz • Quality-Control Supervisor
“And with that, trout go back onto the endangered-species list.”
Karenne Eng • Elevator Operator
