Local Bailiff Can’t Help Wondering What Life Would Be Like On Other Side Of Judge Published: October 21, 2008 Advertising Area Boy Enters Jumping-And-Touching-Tops-Of-Doorways Phase Continued on next page Explore Tags Vol 44: Issue 43 Related Coverage New Homeowners Thrilled To Find Pentagram Carved Into Hardwood Floor Under Carpet Actor Informed Producers Decided To Go With A Dog For The Role Man Not Really Articulating Cohesive Reason Why Guy Who Cut Him Off Should Go Fuck Himself