Australian Forced To Flee Homeland To Sell His Microwave Omelet Cooker

BURBANK, CA–Mick Hastie, Australian political refugee and inventor of the Perfect Omelet microwave omelet cooker, recently fled his native land for the U.S., where he is free to sell his amazing new device without fear. “I am a man without a country, forced out by a corrupt regime that thinks omelets can only be prepared the old-fashioned way, in a greasy skillet,” Hastie told a studio audience from the set of his infomercial Monday. “I fled in a leaky tramp steamer, risking death but knowing I’d at least be free of the tyranny of the stove-top omelet.”