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Arkansas Government Questioned About $19,000 Lectern Purchase

During an audit, Arkansas lawmakers questioned Gov. Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ (R) staff about the purchase of a $19,000 lectern, a charge which include a $2,500 “consulting fee” and a $2,200 road case. What do you think?

Bobby Henak, Substitute Policeman

“I find it encouraging that Arkansas still uses American currency at all.”

Bobby Henak, Substitute Policeman

Gabe Nesper, Hovel Decorator

“Aren’t there more important things for Arkansas to be embarrassed by?”

Gabe Nesper, Hovel Decorator

Molly Himann, Ocean Tour Guide

“Damn, I’ve got to get into the lectern business.”

Molly Himann, Ocean Tour Guide




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