Area Man No Longer Playing Up Resemblance To Kevin Spacey

FLAGSTAFF, AZ—Put off by such films as The Life Of David Gale, The Shipping News, and K-PAX, local insurance salesman Brian Vandervelt, 37, is no longer playing up his resemblance to Academy Award-winning actor Kevin Spacey. “From the time of Glengarry Glen Ross up through American Beauty, I was loving all the Spacey comparisons,” Vandervelt told reporters Tuesday. “But after four years of smug, self-righteous crap like Pay It Forward, it’s a different story.” Until Spacey stops playing repellently soulful saviors of humanity, Vandervelt said he will play up his resemblance to a young Bob Newhart.