Area Man Filled With Sudden Desire To Go Outside And Play Basketball

BLOOMINGTON, IN—For the first time in “a good year or two now,” local man Nelson Greenley, 33, was struck by the sudden impulse to go outside and play some basketball Saturday. “I don’t know if it’s the the tournament getting started or just the nicer weather, but I could definitely get out there and shoot the rock a little bit,” said Greenley, adding that he checked the local community center’s website to see what the open-gym hours were just in case he also wanted to play at night. “I bet you Jeff [Sanburn] and Craig [Kearns] would be down to play. We could probably scrounge up a fourth to get some two-on-two going.” At press time, Greenley was driving to a Dick’s Sporting Goods to purchase an air pump and had placed a call to his mother to see if she still had his old basketball shoes from college, although reports confirmed he’ll wind up shooting 32 jump shots alone before getting bored and going inside.