Area Man Dying To Tell Someone His Cool Password

PUYALLUP, WA—Bob Aldridge, who last week became an America Online member, is dying to tell someone his cool password, the 31-year-old associate marketing manager revealed Tuesday. “Oh, man, it is seriously the most awesome password ever,” Aldridge said. “Unfortunately, I can’t tell anyone, because the whole point is to keep it a secret. But believe me, if you heard this password, you would be so unbelievably jealous.” Though Aldridge has given no clues as to what the password might be, several of his friends said they strongly suspect it has something to do with Buffy The Vampire Slayer, The Simpsons or They Might Be Giants.