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Apple Vision Pro Users Returning Devices

Citing issues like limited usability and headaches, many Apple Vision Pro owners have begun returning their devices, which retail for $3,500. What do you think?

Alex Calvo • Xylophone Tuner

“Another public relations setback for stupid useless bullshit.”

Alex Calvo • Xylophone Tuner

Jeff Lee • Basement Excavator

“I hope they can find other ways to let people know they’re rich.”

Jeff Lee • Basement Excavator

Audrey Sharpe • Motivational Advertiser

“I liked it, but I’d really prefer to pay more.”

Audrey Sharpe • Motivational Advertiser




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