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Apple Through The Years

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Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different
Apple Employee Fired For Thinking Different
Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product
Apple Unveils New Product-Unveiling Product
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
Apple Claims New iPhone Only Visible To Most Loyal Of Customers
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
New Apple Friend Bar Gives Customers Someone To Talk At About Mac Products
Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand
Apple Fans Chopping Off Hands In Anticipation Of New iHand
Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook
Interim Apple Chief Under Fire After Unveiling Grotesque New MacBook
In The Know: Should The Nation’s Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
In The Know: Should The Nation’s Unemployed Be Buying New Apple Computers?
New Apple CEO Tim Cook: ’I’m Thinking Printers’
New Apple CEO Tim Cook: ’I’m Thinking Printers’
Apple: New iPhone Good
Apple: New iPhone Good
Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies
Last American Who Knew What The Fuck He Was Doing Dies
Apple User Acting Like His Dad Just Died
Apple User Acting Like His Dad Just Died
This Article Generating Thousands Of Dollars In Ad Revenue Simply By Mentioning New iPad
This Article Generating Thousands Of Dollars In Ad Revenue Simply By Mentioning New iPad
Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home
Sweeping New Labor Reforms Allow Foxconn Employees To Work In Inhumane Conditions From Home
Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone
Uncle Ben’s To Compete Against Apple With Brand-New Smartphone
New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand
New Apple Campaign Urges Consumers To Buy iPhone For Other Hand
Apple’s Gag Division Unveils Sleekest Fake Dog Shit To Date
Apple’s Gag Division Unveils Sleekest Fake Dog Shit To Date
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth’s Geography
Apple Promises To Fix Glitches In Map Software By Rearranging Earth’s Geography
Apple Announces Plans For New iPad With Extra Storage Drawer
Apple Announces Plans For New iPad With Extra Storage Drawer
Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas
Apple Unveils Panicked Man With No Ideas
Apple’s Plans To Revive Its Innovative Image
Apple’s Plans To Revive Its Innovative Image

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