A recent poll revealed that 63 percent of Americans believe in the existence of angels. What do you think?
“I was touched by an angel—last Saturday, on CBS.”
Otto Montville • Podiatrist
“I believed in angels until I met Mother Teresa—what a bitch.”
Shannon Colavito • Tax Attorney
“I believe my mother to be an angel. A perfect angel. I even stapled a little halo onto her head. I keep her in my basement.”
Cory Hooper • Coal Miner
“My grandpa is an angel now, and he watches over my sister and brothers and me. Hi, my name is Jeffy, of
Alan Dwyer • Meteorologist
“Innocent schoolgirl by day, high-priced hooker by night… How could you
Jim Tatum • Tuba Player
“I thought I saw an angel once, but it was just my husband in a druid’s cloak masturbating to organ music.”
Kathleen Foli • Systems Analyst
