Andy Reid Grumbles Something About Rebuilding Mode As Sandwich Falls Apart In Hands

BETHLEHEM, PA—During an hour-long lunch break at Eagles training camp Friday, Philadelphia head coach Andy Reid mumbled something about rebuilding mode as a homemade Italian sandwich slowly began falling apart in his hands. “Everything is in disarray right now, so it’s important to set up a solid foundation and build from there,” said Reid, muttering to himself while ham, capocollo, provolone, and mayonnaise slipped out of a kaiser roll and fell onto his lap. “Need to be patient while we get this thing back to the level we all want, because it’ll take time. Have to plug up all the holes in the middle for sure, maybe with some roasted peppers or a few cuts of salami with ranch dressing. Still need to acquire several more key pieces of cheese.” After struggling to reconstruct the sandwich for several minutes, a frustrated Reid told team sources he “may need to start over with a few fundamental components” and shoveled a wad of meat, bread, and cheese into his mouth.