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Ancient ‘Killing Stone’ Said To Contain Evil Demon Has Cracked Open

A slab of volcanic rock north of Tokyo, known as Sessho-seki or “killing stone”, was recently discovered split into two, sparking fear among some locals because the 6-ft by 26-ft stone is linked to a Japanese myth that suggests it contains an evil nine-tailed fox demon. What do you think?

Aaron Westfield, Speech Censor

“I think we sh

Aaron Westfield, Speech Censor

Frank Blansten, Systems Analyst

“It’s scary to think that evil could finally be released into the world.”

Frank Blansten, Systems Analyst

Kerry Ritferd, Interrogation Room Decorator

“I think everything will be fine if we just rename the stone.”

Kerry Ritferd, Interrogation Room Decorator