American Secrets For Sale

Space scientist Stewart David Nozette pleaded guilty to a charge of attempting to sell classified information to an FBI agent posing as an Israeli spy. Here are some other secrets people are trying to sell to foreign intelligence agencies:

What “USA” really stands for

Comprehensive list of the easiest gals in mid-Atlantic region

Hoover Dam is constructed entirely of inflatable materials and is vulnerable to anyone with a pointy object

Most all surfing is done by these three brothers

Ingredients in a perfect Tom Collins

A considerable number of Americans are actually introverted and/or understand irony

Bunch of worthless shit they can already find on WikiLeaks for free

Lyrics to Toby Keith’s latest anthem, which give clues as to whose ass America’s boot will be put in next

We’re actually a pretty nice group of people