A national survey found that 57.9 percent of Americans’ calorie intake comes from “ultra-processed” foods, or items that include artificial flavors, colors, and emulsifiers. What do you think?
“Enough with this elitist insistence upon eating food that’s entirely food-based!”
Robbie Yos • Sponge Wringer
“Sure, it’s not the healthiest option, but it’s the only way to guarantee that all the food I eat comes in the shapes I like.”
Craig Bleu • File Corrupter
“This is just the information I need to ruin dinner conversation tonight.”
Carol McGee • Garlic Crusher
