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Amazon River Records Lowest Water Level In Over A Century

The water level at a major river port in Brazil’s Amazon rainforest has hit its lowest point in at least 121 years, as a historic drought upends the lives of hundreds of thousands of people and damages the jungle ecosystem. What do you think?

Debra Martin, Escalator Operator

“I’m glad I bought that CD of relaxing Amazon river sounds when I did.”

Debra Martin, Escalator Operator

Kirk Andrada, Satchel Designer

“‘Amazon Valley’ has a nice ring to it.”

Kirk Andrada, Satchel Designer

Bailey Clark, Systems Analyst

“If we keep using the term historic to describe all these disasters then the word will lose all meaning.”

Bailey Clark, Systems Analyst




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