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Alaska Cancels Snow Crab Season After 90% Of Population Disappears

Alaska has canceled the Bering Sea snow crab season for the first time ever due to an estimated 1 billion crabs disappearing over the last two years, the cause of which researchers are still investigating but could be linked to disease or climate change. What do you think?

Burt Roy, Friendship Consultant

“It’s sad to think how man

Burt Roy, Friendship Consultant

Erasmo Everett, Yogurt Maker

“I’m sure humanity has nothing to do with this.”

Erasmo Everett, Yogurt Maker

Hallie Villarreal, Aerial Dancer

“It was either them or us.”

Hallie Villarreal, Aerial Dancer




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