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Airlines Now Required To Refund Canceled Or Delayed Flights In Cash

The Transportation Department issued a new rule requiring airlines provide customers with automatic cash refunds in the event of flight cancellations or significant delays, saving passengers a projected $500 million in the next year. What do you think?

André Acconcia, Plan Consultant

“And then what are we supposed to do with it?”

André Acconcia, Plan Consultant

Marge Nesbitt, Blackjack Dealer

“How much money do I get if my flight crashes?”

Marge Nesbitt, Blackjack Dealer

Lester Farooq, Door-To-Door Surgeon

“Nice. I’ve had my eye on some stuff at Hudson News.”

Lester Farooq, Door-To-Door Surgeon




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