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‘Air Rage’ Triggered By First-Class Cabin

A new study found that airline passengers in economy seats were twice as likely to exhibit “air rage” such as shouting at the flight attendants if they were required to walk through the first-class area while boarding. What do you think?

Dee Ricker • Hinge Inspector

“I’m sure the airlines would be happy to provide passengers with boarding blinders for a nominal fee.”

Dee Ricker • Hinge Inspector

Erik Manilo • Squirrel Trainer

“If I’m paying for a luxury seat, I expect a parade of my inferiors to have to watch me enjoy it.”

Erik Manilo • Squirrel Trainer

Jesse Gladstone • Vent Duster

“Honestly, they’re not missing much. It’s a nightmare trying to get a decent Riesling.”

Jesse Gladstone • Vent Duster