Charli XCX, the artist behind the album Brat and the “brat summer” phenomenon, made headlines after endorsing presidential candidate Kamala Harris. The Onion shares what you need to know about the singer-songwriter.
Birth Name: Charles Entertainment Cheese
Birthplace: Myspace Office of Research and Development
Vocal Style: Singing into electric fan
Eye Color: Dilated
Most Frequent Collaborator: Girl in next bathroom stall over
Fashion Aesthetic: Goth Slimer
Fandom Name: Crucial voting bloc
Habitat: Warm, open brushlands bordering on rivers and streams
Most Famous Feud: John Williams, after edging him out for job composing Bottoms soundtrack
