Twenty-three sets of fraternal and identical twins graduated from Pollard Middle School in Needham, MA, where they made up 10% of the total class. What do you think?
“I wish I would’ve graduated with my twin instead of absorbing him in the womb.”
Garret Liu, Insult Cataloguer
“Even the gene pool is lacking originality these days.”
Mona Alwan, Flipbook Maker
“What’s the point of even being a twin if you’re not rare freaks marveled at by your peers?”
Mitchell Sirk, systems analyst
