Cool Guy Kept Up All Night By Intrusive Memories Of All The Times He Was Awesome
White Man Can’t Help But Feel Like Spanish Music Playing In Department Store Is Talking About Him
Single Aunt’s Cheeky Request For Boyfriend For Christmas Growing More And More Depressing With Each Passing Year
Embarrassed Family Drags Screaming, Sobbing Dad Away From Home Depot Rake Section
Man Wondering If Wife Ever Going To Clean Up Mess She Made Blowing Her Brains Out
Man Has Compulsive Need To Tell Every Waiter How He Used To Be A Waiter
Cheat Day Used On Entire Bag Of Croutons
Woman Wonders If First Date Too Soon To Take Home Leftovers
Whatevs House
Child Instructed Not To Sit On Santa’s Colostomy Bag
