The Onion Looks Back On Kevin McCarthy And His Hot Streak Of Utterly Embarrassing Low Points

‘What Is This For Again?’ Asks Madison Cawthorn Stripping Nude As Kevin McCarthy Holds Up Camcorder

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Kevin McCarthy Claims Lack Of Mental Health Services In Schools Got Him Where He Is Today

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Kevin McCarthy Assures Skeptical Republicans He Shares Their Vision Of Innocents Drowning In Oceans Of Blood

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On Top Of Everything Else, Kevin McCarthy Wetting Bed Again

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Concessions Kevin McCarthy Made To Become House Speaker

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‘A Clue!’ Exclaims Kevin McCarthy After Finding Footprints That Match Biden’s Shoes

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‘I Used To Float, Now I Just Fall Down,’ Crying Kevin McCarthy Sings Under Breath

House Elects Kevin McCarthy’s 8th-Grade Bully As Speaker

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