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Nepotism Blamed After Untrained Runner Completes ‘Slowest-Ever’ 100-Meter

A Somalian sports official has been suspended after a seemingly untrained sprinter, who was a relative of hers, represented the country at a competition in China, where she clocked the event’s slowest-ever 100-meter time at 21 seconds. What do you think?

Luis Hosking, Buffet Guard

“As long as she set a r

Luis Hosking, Buffet Guard

Jodi Svedin, Hat Specialist

“Since when has the goal of running been to be fast?”

Jodi Svedin, Hat Specialist

Blaine Kirk, Unemployed

“I learned how to be an out-of-shape loser without any rich relatives’ help.”

Blaine Kirk, Unemployed