Television host Jesse Watters is set to take over Tucker Carlson’s 8 p.m. time slot after Carlson’s highly publicized departure. Here’s everything you need to know about the longtime Fox News anchor.
Hair
Plastic resin with a glossy topcoat of acrylic lacquer
Celebrity Crush
Greg Gutfeld
Number Of Years Until MyPillow Is His Only Remaining Advertiser
Three
Solution For The Complex Problem Of Homelessness
Fifteen minutes with a flamethrower
Favorite Meal
Lasagna, sorted back into separate piles of noodles, sauce, and cheese
Favorite Child
The boy one
Gamertag
HopeFloatsFan88
Phone Number Of The Production Assistant He’s Currently Sexting
(202) 555-0128
Interview Style
Pouncing on subjects from trap door built into their bathroom floor
Education
Didn’t take
Qualifications
Warm body who has yet to cost the network $787 million dollars
Dream Role At Fox News
Fall guy
What His Dominion Trial Texts Showed
No takers for happy hour on Friday
Favorite Snack
Oranges, skin on
Alma Mater
Dick’s Last Resort
Politics
Big-tent xenophobe
Retirement Plan
Committing enough sexual harassment to get a huge contractual payout from Fox