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Looking Back On 30 Decades Of Hard-Hitting Sandwich Journalism

Published:

November 3, 2022

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Easygoing Man Able To Take Whatever Sandwich Throws His Way

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Deli Worker Searches For Palest, Mealiest Tomato To Put On Customer’s Sandwich

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Popeyes Escalates Chick-Fil-A Rivalry With New Sandwich Featuring Dan Cathy’s Battered, Fried Loved Ones

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Frustrated Subway Marketers Scrap $150 Million Jeffrey Epstein Ad Campaign

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Sony Reveals PlayStation 5 Will Feature Fully Functioning Breakfast Sandwich Maker

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Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong

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Stunned Family Watches As Grandmother Wolfs Down Sandwich In 33 Minutes

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Subway Sandwich Emits Noxious Honey Mustard Spray As Defense Against Predators

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Chipotle Mayo Doing All The Heavy Lifting In Sandwich

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Zip-Loc Introduces New Party Sub Sandwich Baggies

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CC Sabathia Chowing Down On Homemade Marinara Baseball Sub

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Report: Nothing Wrong With A Good Old-Fashioned Ham And Cheese Sandwich

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Sandwich Previously Thought Incapable Of Looking More Depressing Flattened In Backpack

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Report: Oh, Fuck Yeah, Egg Yolk Dripping All Over Sandwich

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‘I’d Like The Crispy Chicken Sandwich’ First Truthful Thing Man Has Said In Weeks

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Psychologists Say It Perfectly Natural To Fantasize About Sandwiches Other Than One Currently In Hand

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Subway Breeding Program Successfully Creates Black Forest Ham–Meatball Marinara Hybrid

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Incoming Class Of Subway Trainees Spends Week Practicing On Sandwich Cadavers

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Styrofoam Clamshell Hiding Exquisite Pearl Of Pulled Pork Sandwich

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Doomsday Clock Pushed To One Minute To Midnight After Arby’s Threatens Launch Of 3-Cheese Jalapeño Beef ’N Bacon Melt

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Heroic Police Officer Talks Man Down From Edge Of Purchasing Subway Footlong Sweet Onion Chicken Teriyaki

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Subway Manager Disgusted By Sight Of Cold Cut Combo Devouring Large Rat

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Christie Describes ISIS As Grave, Towering, Meaty Threat To U.S. While Staring At Diner Patron’s Corned Beef Sandwich

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Report: Reuben Rated Top Midsize Sandwich In Its Class

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Man Concerned He Spread Himself Too Thin Between Eating Sandwich, Watching Television

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Subway Employee Still Unnerved By High-Pitched Screech Sandwiches Make When Cut In Half

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Big, Sloppy Chicken Parm Hovers Alluringly Above Nation

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Man Eating McChicken Sandwich Can Tell McDonald’s Switched Up Antibiotics

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Chicago Man Brushes Mound Of Snow From Beef Sandwich Before Eating It

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Quiznos Sandwich Maker Worked Way Up From Mail Room

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Subway Releases Pool-Water-Soaked Sandwiches To Honor Michael Phelps’ Retirement

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Andy Reid Grumbles Something About Rebuilding Mode As Sandwich Falls Apart In Hands

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Chick-Fil-A Debuts New Homophobic Sandwich

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New McDonald’s

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Wendy’s To Phase Out Unpopular Hamburger Sandwich

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Shaq Misses Entire Second Half With Pulled Pork Sandwich

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Defiant Milosevic Eats Big, Sloppy Sandwich During Trial

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Arby’s Apologizes For New Beef ‘N’ Bacon S

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