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Texas Students To Get DNA Kits To Help Identify Children’s Bodies In ‘Emergencies’

The state of Texas is sending public school students home with DNA kits designed to help their parents identify their children “in case of an emergency,” which authorities would use to help find missing children or identify those killed in a school shooting. What do you think?

Chase Maddox, Excuse Consultant

“Now paren

Chase Maddox, Excuse Consultant

Vonda Mckinney, Sweater Depiller

“That definitely streamlines the whole mass murder process.”

Vonda Mckinney, Sweater Depiller

Lenard Sanders, Unemployed

“Accidentally burying someone else’s child is every parent’s worst nightmare.”

Lenard Sanders, Unemployed