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Beyond Meat Executive Accused Of Biting Man’s Nose

An executive of vegan food products company Beyond Meat has been charged with felony battery and making a terroristic threat after a brawl outside a football game in which he’s accused of biting a man’s nose. What do you think?

Beatriz Danforth, Unemployed

“Nothing beats the real stuff.”

Beatriz Danforth, Unemployed

Anton Rupar, Staycation Agent

“I cheat occasionally, too.”

Anton Rupar, Staycation Agent

Gabriel Pelletier, Property Developer

“This is why I never stand within biting distance of a vegetarian.”

Gabriel Pelletier, Property Developer